Guy-Hating Kai = o.o...

Oh the things I've been through in cl. o.o Scarey.

There's this guy, that whenever I talk to, he gets me all pissed off and just, "RAH!" and I get into a mood where I just think guys are the stupidest things on Earth and if they could lick themselves like dogs can, they would never leave the house!

...Sorry. ^_^'' Still a little frustrated, I guess.

Anyway, there's this guy that I talk to and he has a personality a rock would have. ( Actually, I think I could really have an intellectual conversation with a rock... ) And whenever I try to talk to him, I'm either having a gun pointed at me, or trying to make a conversation with him just barely dotting or grunting or something. Odd thing is, he's the one that talks to me first.

Anywayssssssss, his brother, who we call Q-man, is.. god. Really really perverted. I mean.. >< Worse than any guy I've ever spoken too.

Well, not worse than Heero^^. He's the worst.

Anyway! ( I've been using that word alot.. gr. )

Q-man likes to get on this guy's name and bug me, because he likes to hit on me and such and get me totally annoyed.

SO! Here's the wonderful conversation we had.

Heero Yuy says:

*Takes out his AK-74 and aims at her*

Amber ran away|| But Kai says:

wtf did I do now?

Amber ran away|| But Kai says:

~_~ I didn't say anything so you can't say I called you something

Heero Yuy says:

*Pulls the trigger and releases 30 russion bullets that will rip the shit out of human flesh.

Amber ran away|| But Kai says:

x.x... *dead* < Really nice. Kill Kaichan and release all your repressed anger at her. Nah, I don't mind being dead. >

Heero Yuy says:

*Bloodshot evil eyes* OO

Heero Yuy says:

*Takes out a micheti*

Heero Yuy says:

*Slices her to Salami*

Amber ran away|| But Kai says:

*now sliced up and shot 30 times* x.x *still dead* < Yep, how about you pull out your incinerator and burn my remains into ashes, then stomp all over my ashes. That's right, show your hatred. >

Heero Yuy says:

*Incinerates her*

Heero Yuy says:

*Takes out a duster and dust her ashes into a pot then gets a cat to us it as litter*

Amber ran away|| But Kai says:

< Oh, wonderful. I was shot, sliced, burned, vacuumed into a pot, and now cat liter. >

Amber ran away|| But Kai says:

< Any other torture you'd like to inflict? Maybe hand the clean dust to a kid to make sand castles out of? >

Heero Yuy says:

Muahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha muahahahahahaahahahah hahaahahahahahaaha!!!

Heero Yuy says:

*Puts her remains in the toilet*

Amber ran away|| But Kai says:

< Mhm. Now flush me into the sewage? Lovely idea. >

Amber ran away|| But Kai says:

< I hope you know that I'm gunna haunt you for the rest of your life >,< >

Heero Yuy says:

*Cleans up dog shit and dumps them in the toilet*

Amber ran away|| But Kai says:

< Oh, never thought of that, good one. >

Heero Yuy says:

*Flushes the toilet*

Amber ran away|| But Kai says:

< *watches the remains and the dog crap flush down the toliet and waves to her now dead Kaichan character* B-bye now. >

Heero Yuy says:

XD!

Heero Yuy says:

Yes this is Q not Heero.

Amber ran away|| But Kai says:

< Yeah, I figured that when the blood-shot eyes came up and not some smart ass remark. >

Heero Yuy says:

LIKE WHAT!

Amber ran away|| But Kai says:

< Either being dotted or some brick-wall-personality Heero-ish comment. >

Heero Yuy says:

I = Wall

I <.< = Kai

I

Thanks to a certian Q-man, Kaichan is dead || But Amber says:

< ? o.o' Sorry, I don't speak Q Language. >

Heero Yuy says:

!

Thanks to a certian Q-man, Kaichan is dead || But Amber says:

< Gomen ne.. --' >

Heero Yuy says:

YEY!

Heero Yuy says:

Can you kiss my ass?

Thanks to a certian Q-man, Kaichan is dead || But Amber says:

< No, I don't think that'd be possible. Ask someone else. >

Heero Yuy says:

*Uses her remains to make tissue and wipes his ass*

Thanks to a certian Q-man, Kaichan is dead || But Amber says:

< Lovely. I was flushed down the toliet though. >

Heero Yuy says:

*Kept some*

Thanks to a certian Q-man, Kaichan is dead || But Amber says:

< Mmkay, so I've been shot, sliced, burned, used as cat liter, put in the toliet, been flushed, and now used as toliet paper. >

Heero Yuy says:

*Masterbates with her remains*

Heero Yuy says:

Thanks to a certian Q-man, Kaichan is dead || But Amber says:

< -_-.... >

Heero Yuy says:

lmao

Thanks to a certian Q-man, Kaichan is dead || But Amber says:

< Shot, sliced, burned, used as cat litter, put in the toliet, been flushed, used as toliet paper, and a masturbation toy. Anything else? >

Heero Yuy says:

*Powders his private parts with her remains*

Thanks to a certian Q-man, Kaichan is dead || But Amber says:

< ... >

Thanks to a certian Q-man, Kaichan is dead || But Amber says:

< ........ >

Thanks to a certian Q-man, Kaichan is dead || But Amber says:

< Shot, sliced, burned, used as cat litter, put in the toliet, been flushed, used as toliet paper, masturbation toy, and baby powder. >

Heero Yuy says:

JA!

Heero Yuy says:

Cool afterlife

Thanks to a certian Q-man, Kaichan is dead || But Amber says:

< .... I don't agree. -_- >

Heero Yuy says:

*Pisses on it*

Thanks to a certian Q-man, Kaichan is dead || But Amber says:

< ...... >

Thanks to a certian Q-man, Kaichan is dead || But Amber says:

< Shot, sliced, burned, used as cat litter, put in the toliet, been flushed, used as toliet paper, masturbation toy, baby powder and now pissed on. >

Thanks to a certian Q-man, Kaichan is dead || But Amber says:

< ;.; I'm not appreciated at all. >

Heero Yuy says:

*Eats it* : )

Thanks to a certian Q-man, Kaichan is dead || But Amber says:

< Shot, sliced, burned, used as cat litter, put in the toliet, been flushed, used as toliet paper, masturbation toy, baby powder, pissed on and eaten. I'm telling Heero -.- >

Heero Yuy says:

He's sleeping.

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And so it went on from him waking up Heero ( that's the name of that guy that has the less-than-a-rock personality ) and then Heero saying how he locked Qman out of his room, and then he called me a bitch like usual and went back to bed.

Of course Qman gets back on and bugs me again.

-__- I bet they're the same people. o_O... Just.. who's the real one? Qman or.. Heero -_-''

Rah, it doesn't matter. X| As long as they dont bug me I'm fine.

New topic now!

Cass is coming to Vegas!! Cass is coming to Vegas!!! ^_^ *so happy* We're going to WetNWild with Andy and and XD S'gunna be fun!!

o_O Hm, end of new topic.

Off I go, Off I go,

Off I go to WordPad to write some more

Oh!

Off I go lala-la

O_o Song I made up.

*scampers off humming that Off I Go chant and then pauses, turns on Wind's Nocturne and THEN scampers off*

Ja', and remember, guys are idiots -_-.

~Owari~

08.13.2002 | 4:08 p.m.

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