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Owwwwwwwwwwwiii ;.; Poor Kaichan's sunburn's gone, but now her lower stomach's hurting like she's ready for a period but she just had one about a week or so ago and it's no fair that she must curl in at the painnn ;.;
^^''''''''' Third person..
...three.
Just saw Cassling's ( Cassling.. o_O ) diary. ;.; too bad I missed her, Mom dragged me out to eat out for dinner.
Which, let me tell you, the food sucked but the conversations were great.
Mom brought up sex. I was really unnerved, I don't usually talk to her about it and all, just sometimes my friends that I feel comfortable about talking to them with.
Erf, anyway. We tease about it and all, so I said, "If you ever have sex, don't do it on my bed. Cause you don't have one to do it on. Well.. okay, the daybed. Although since it's old, it might break ^^''''' "
Mom: "...A spring might pop out and go through my back and kill me."
Me: *chokes on a piece of turkey and dies laughing, seriously crying about it after about five minutes*
Then she brought up sex positions and we talked about that.
THEN, since Mom's so.. -_- Mean about the guys I find cute (She says they're all girly-shaped and have nothing to "satisfy" me. To which I choke on something and yell back at her to stop talking about the guys I like like that), she said, "During your honeymoon, just you wait, you're guy's gunna have no d*ck."
Gramma: *chokes and laughs*
Me: MOMMMMMMMM!!! >_<
Gramma: This turkey's really good, wonder what they feed the turkeys that make it this good.
Both of us: O_o''''
Mom: Other turkeys.
Me: Mad Turkey Disease, XD
Mom: No, old people get that with the wiggly necks and big eyes. *GOBBLEGOBBLE*
Me: O_O... XD *dies laughing once more until she's at the point of tears*
And so that's how our night went.
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...........I think this is the most sex-involved entry I've ever written.. o.o'''''''' ><'''''
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Hrm. So anyway. O_o I'm off to read diaries now. Ja'
~Owari~