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Shaylir: Bang...*sniff* Poor Spike..
DemonEyes Kai: KABLAM!!
DemonEyes Kai: ...;_;
DemonEyes Kai: That was so sad..
Shaylir: Did you watch Cowboy Bebop last night?
Shaylir: ;-;
DemonEyes Kai: Yes!! T_T
DemonEyes Kai: Adios, Cowboy.
DemonEyes Kai: T_T!!
Shaylir: I love that Anime
Shaylir: So sad
Shaylir: so gooood
DemonEyes Kai: It's so depressing, I love it so much *huggles Cowboy Bebop*
Shaylir: *glomps Cowboy Bebop*
DemonEyes Kai: *pounces Cowboy Bebop XP*
Shaylir: *tackles it*
DemonEyes Kai: ...Oh yeah?! *makes out with it!*
Shaylir: Erhm... *makes out with it even more*
DemonEyes Kai: ..... *marries it* ^_^
Shaylir: *goes out with it so it's cheating on you then marries it*
DemonEyes Kai: !! Anime-Stealing Slut! ;.; *thwap!* *makes it divorce you and has little tiny Cowboy Bebops*
Shaylir: Anime-stealing stealer whore! *thwack* *makes it divorce you again and has 20 million itty bitty cowboy bebops*
DemonEyes Kai: Anime-stealing stealer-stealing bitch! *thwap* *marries it again somehow and has 50 million baby Cowboy Bebops*
Shaylir: *dies*
DemonEyes Kai: ;_; *mourns for a little bit*
DemonEyes Kai: *collects Death Intrest* ^_^
DemonEyes Kai: Insurance**
DemonEyes Kai: ...we need help o.o
Shaylir: *cracks up*
Shaylir: *spiritually*
DemonEyes Kai: ! *scream* IT'S A SHAYLIR GHOST!!!
DemonEyes Kai: *grabs her 60 million baby Bebops and divorces Cowboy Bebop, runs away and gets hit by a bus*
DemonEyes Kai: x.x
60 million baby Bebops: x.x
Shaylir: XD
Shaylir: *marries Cowboy Bebop and lives out the rest of her haunting days in happiness, but first she collects her death insurance*
DemonEyes Kai: *sits on a cloud and contemplates her death*
DemonEyes Kai: ... XP
Shaylir: *has a fufilled death and sits next to her* Hi.
Shaylir: Truce?
DemonEyes Kai: Yeah okay truce.. -_-
DemonEyes Kai: *shakes hands and.. THROWS YOU INTO THE FIREY PITS OF HELL! AHAHAHAHAHAHA*
Shaylir: Burn baby burn! Disco inferno! BUUURN BABY BURN!
Shaylir: *pulls her into to hell too with the force*
DemonEyes Kai: *brings some marshmellows*
DemonEyes Kai: ^_^
Shaylir: *toasts marshmellows*
DemonEyes Kai: *secretly takes over the air conditioner while everyones munchin' on some toasty marshmellows* Wuahahahahaa! *makes it freeze over*
DemonEyes Kai: *ice skates around* La la la ^_^
Shaylir: Wheee! *falls and hits her head on the ice*
DemonEyes Kai: o.o Does that mean you're alive now?
DemonEyes Kai: Cause.. if you think about it
DemonEyes Kai: Being alive is a positive.. and being dead is a negative. And two negatives make a positive when multiplied..
DemonEyes Kai: *thoughtfully* And when you hit your head.. did you even die? Are we dead as we speak? Could being alive be a negative and dying a positive? IS there anything better than a Frozen-Over-Hell? *some flag waves behind her and some anthem plays as she does some confusing mathimatical speech*
Shaylir: Yay! I'm alive! *kills her so she's alive too*
DemonEyes Kai: Yay! Thank you for killing me! You're so nice! *hugs*
Shaylir: *hugs and dances* Hurray!
DemonEyes Kai: *dances around with her* Yay! Now to kill the Widower! *growls* It's all Cowboy Bebop's fault!
Shaylir: Yeah!
Shaylir: *nods in agreement*
Shaylir: *hiss rawr*
DemonEyes Kai: *growl hissss!*
DemonEyes Kai: *sets off to kill Cowboy Bebop with a blade of grass!*
DemonEyes Kai: *and bad anime reviews ^_^*
Shaylir: *pulls out a spork*
Shaylir: >=D
DemonEyes Kai: wb ^_^
Shaylir: Thanks!
DemonEyes Kai: Welcome.. *shows you something*
DemonEyes Kai: ^_^' I showed Rai and Viandrototototo our conflict thing
DemonEyes Kai: XxDarkAngelRaixX: LOL
XxDarkAngelRaixX: No, even better
XxDarkAngelRaixX: LMAO
Viandroto: OMG!
Viandroto: LMAO!!!!!!!
Viandroto: SPORK!@!!!!
Viandroto: MY SPORRRRRRRRRRRK!
DemonEyes Kai: LOL ^^"'''
Viandroto: lol
Viandroto: God, I'm saving that
Viandroto: lol
DemonEyes Kai: It's not done yet either XD
Viandroto: lol
DemonEyes Kai: She just went brb for a while.. *evil cackle* Then we kill Bebop for justice!!! ;_; My babies.. all 60 million of them died...
Viandroto: LOL
Shaylir: *dies laughing*
Shaylir: Oh crap.
Shaylir: I'm dead again ;-;
DemonEyes Kai: *lives*
DemonEyes Kai: *collects insurance*
Shaylir: Backstabbing bi*censor comes in a bit late*
Shaylir: !!!
DemonEyes Kai: I WAS going to have my 60 mil. kids kill you so you live.. but since you said that! *collects your kids' intrest too*
Shaylir: *stalks around the now frozen over hell, slips and hits her head, dies again thus she lives*
Shaylir: HA!!!
DemonEyes Kai: O.O *runs with the money*
Shaylir: *chases after her with her spork as well as her pencil eraser*
DemonEyes Kai: NO!! DON'T ERASE ME!
DemonEyes Kai: PLEASE!! SAVE ME SOMEONE SAVE ME!!
Shaylir: *cackles insanely*
DemonEyes Kai: *finds Cowboy Bebop*
DemonEyes Kai: *tries to stab it and attack it with bad anime reviews*
DemonEyes Kai: *gets all melty since it's such a good anime*
DemonEyes Kai: *marries it again* ^,^
Shaylir: *helps her, beats it with the dull end of her spork*
Shaylir: *marries it too*
Shaylir: HA HA
DemonEyes Kai: *is the richer one though!*
Shaylir: *erases her into eraser land*
Shaylir: Now I get all your money by default!
Shaylir: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DemonEyes Kai: 0.0
DemonEyes Kai: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
DemonEyes Kai: *kills herself in Eraser Land*
DemonEyes Kai: *haunts you all!*
Shaylir: Mwahahahaha! *cough hack*
Shaylir: *jumps off a cliff*
DemonEyes Kai: *hopes you choke*
DemonEyes Kai: Oh, either way you die XD
Shaylir: AHHHHH *SPLAT*
DemonEyes Kai: Ew.. yucky slimey remains of Shaylir..
DemonEyes Kai: *jumps into a firey pit in Hell and lives again!*
DemonEyes Kai: *collects death insurance*
DemonEyes Kai: *so damn rich* ^_^
Shaylir: *is poor and slimey and dead*
Shaylir: *puddles into a rock*
DemonEyes Kai: *trips over the rock*
DemonEyes Kai: *dies*
DemonEyes Kai: *sits on a cloud again*
DemonEyes Kai: *thinks about her fourth death*
Shaylir: *flies up to the cloud, all puddle like*
DemonEyes Kai: *puts the puddle in a Shaylir-ice-cube-tray*
DemonEyes Kai: *puts that in a freezer*
DemonEyes Kai: *waits a day*
DemonEyes Kai: *takes ya out and defrosts ya*
Shaylir: *bounces out and says in unison* Wow! There's a lot of me!
DemonEyes Kai: o.o AHHHHH
DemonEyes Kai: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THERE ARE JUST SO MANY OF YOU!!
DemonEyes Kai: *falls off the cloud screaming*
DemonEyes Kai: *dies*
DemonEyes Kai: *lives!*
Shaylir: *jumps down the back of your shirt and freezes you* MWAHAHAHAHA
Shaylir: *bounces away cackling*
DemonEyes Kai: !! x.x *frozen*
Shaylir: I have to go :-(
DemonEyes Kai: *melts and dies eventually*
DemonEyes Kai: Awww ;_;
Shaylir: Bye! *takes Cowboy Bebop with her* >=D
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*explains the Pants/Socks/Shoes saga*
Cass was hissing at the afternoon sun, so I called her a vampire and said that in cl, I have the whole stake thing wrong, and I started throwing raw steaks at her.
So then I wrote:
*attracts pants*
and it's supposed to be ants**** but it went on from there when I showed Shaylir..
SO I told her that "*makes you attracted to socks*"
And THAT was supposed to be "*makes socks attracted to you*" but it turned out great anyway XD
She glomps them and thinks about socks all the time..
I, on the other hand, am still stalked by pants at night ;_;
I then made shoes attracted to Shaylir, and she screams: "NO! I HATE YOU! SOCKS ARE MY ONLY LOVE!"
Me: "LOL *background starts playing My Only Love*"
Her: "*breaks out into a song* Every night in my dreams.. I see you.. I feeeeel you.. That is how I know youuu gooo onnnn.."
Me: "Neeaaaar.. Farrrr.. Where-eeeeever you arrrre.. I believe that the heart does.. go onnnnnnnn"
Both: XD
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Ja!!
P.S.
LOOK, XLING! IT'S TRIEZE!!!
~Owari~