ANDY could see that HANDSOME BOB was hungry so he reached into his BOX and give him his DISGUSTING BANANA. HANDSOME BOB was thankful for ANDY's BANANA, so he told ANDY a very SEXY story about Queen KAI's daughter CASS. How her mother, the GORGEOUS Queen KAI, kept her locked away in a BAR protected by a gigantic KITTEN, because CASS was so TOTURED ARTIST.
ANDY LICKED. He vowed to HANDSOME BOB the STRIPPER that he would save the TOTURED ARTIST CASS. He would HUMP the KITTEN, and take CASS far away from her eveil mother, the GORGEOUS Queen KAI, and GRIND her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a CUTE THUNDER and HANDSOME BOB the STRIPPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic KITTEN from his story. GORGEOUS Queen KAI HUMPED out from behind a VIBRATOR and struck ANDY dead. In the far off BAR you could hear a SQUISH.
THE END.
My fairytale. Thanks to Cass.
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Make one yourself and shut up and stop laughing.
LOL! Though Cass and I can't stop laughing...